The parting shadow of M Caffoor

Once upon a time there was five little pigs. One of them was a del boy type character whose time was spent at Walthamstow market selling knives to hoodrats. The second was a little lazy dole dossing fuckhead whose time was spent playing Fifa and masterbating to midget porn. Heston the third, ate roast beef whilst dressed in ladies clothing and painted with Mac lady danger. The fourth who is the biggest in stature yet whose wealth is equal to that of the Greek government, could not afford such extravagant luxuries and so went without. Then there was the youngest little scamp who on his first drinking binge pissed all over himself and the girl sat beside him on the 155 back home to Balham.